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Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Live! From Norwich!!

By way of a response to BGT and Fiwa who fear I might have died, here is a Blog post.

Yes, it's the quiz of the week.

What/who/which do you prefer?:

Aids or cancer?
Hitler or Stalin?
Drowning or burning?
Paedophilia or rape?
Jeffrey Archer or President Mugabe?
Martin McGuinness or Vlad the Impaler?
Liver failure or heart failure?
Jim Davidson or Pol Pot?
Kilroy-Silk or Peter Sutcliffe?
..................................................
And finally...............................
Gordon Brown or David Cameron?

Answers on a postcard please.
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11 comments:

Brad said...

All right Prince of Darkness, at least we know your still alive & kicking.

5 June 2008 at 04:24:00 GMT
Brad said...

Fiwa's been down w/ the tummy flu BTW - send her some love

5 June 2008 at 04:25:00 GMT
fiwa said...

Hey, *I* just wanted to make sure you didn't fall in chasing those ducks.

Prince of Darkness... I like that.

love,
upchuck

5 June 2008 at 22:00:00 GMT
Anonymous said...

Aids or cancer?
You get more visitors if you have cancer.

Hitler or Stalin?
Hitler – he loved his dog.

Drowning or burning?
Drowning. Burning means you die thirsty.

Paedophilia or rape?
I personally don’t see anything that wrong with having a foot fetish.

Jeffrey Archer or President Mugabe?
The latter for being a well-known palindrome.

Martin McGuinness or Vlad the Impaler?
Vlad the impaler, for his sense of humour.

Liver failure or heart failure?
I prefer drinking to smoking.

Jim Davidson or Pol Pot?
Pol Pot. A real laugh-a-minute guy. Jim’s atrocities were far worse.

Kilroy-Silk or Peter Sutcliffe?
I’d vote for Kilroy-Silk, but only if we can make this a level playing field by sending him to Broadmoor.

Gordon Brown or David Cameron?
Hmmm. Tough one.

BGT

6 June 2008 at 00:23:00 GMT
Gin said...

Decisions, decisions!

Well, at least we know you haven't totally given up on us!

Hope you're well...we missed you!

6 June 2008 at 01:19:00 GMT
Betty said...

All of the above. Most of them make an appearance every weekend at our house.

7 June 2008 at 09:54:00 GMT
garfer said...

GB deserves aids, cancer, rape, burning et al.

As do all the other notables you mention, apart from Archer who should be publicly devoured by hyenas whilst having his tongue removed with pliers.

7 June 2008 at 15:11:00 GMT
Anonymous said...

Moaning cunts with no sense of humour who take the piss but cannot take it themselves

7 June 2008 at 20:36:00 GMT
The Birdwatcher said...

Life's good then? Well it cheered me up anyway.

9 June 2008 at 07:38:00 GMT
Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Newspapers or public relations?`

Brown or Cameron? Doomed, aren't we?

10 June 2008 at 08:39:00 GMT
FirstNations said...

None of the above!!!

NOW WHERE ARE YOU?

12 June 2008 at 14:37:00 GMT

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IT'S THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND HIT "FULL QUIZ".