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Thursday 7 February 2008

It.

I was going to have a rant tonight about life (surprised?). I was going to rant about how I don't understand what is going on. I was going to rant about the modern work ethos? I was going to rant again about my latest job. I was going to rant about the nerdosity of it all. I was going to.......but I'm so knackered I can't be bothered.

Instead, I shall quote one of the world's greatest philosophers whose wisdom accurately and succinctly sums up my feelings at the moment.


"I used to be 'with it'......................but then they changed what 'it' was."

Here, here, grandpa! 'It' can go to Grantham.
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6 comments:

Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Modern working practices? Would that be having to stay welded to a desk for eight hours, skipping lunch, hoping desperately that your face 'fits', trying to look as busy as possible, remaining 'on message' with the bosses, but, in fact, producing bugger all.

I really miss it.

Get a good night's kip matey.

7 February 2008 at 22:14:00 GMT
David said...

I was never "with it" and so don't care that they(sic)(?) have changed "it".

7 February 2008 at 23:53:00 GMT
The Birdwatcher said...

Know how you feel Reg. I have been "drowning not waving" for some months now.

8 February 2008 at 06:48:00 GMT
Anonymous said...

it is what it is, I suppose...

Sigh. I had to go and be annoyingly philosophical didn't I? Never mind, this'll bring the tone down a bit:

ARSE!

much better.

8 February 2008 at 23:34:00 GMT
Gin said...

Grampas are wise. This one is too!

How ya doing, Reg?

10 February 2008 at 06:33:00 GMT
Brad said...

I hear you brother - seems we had the same type of day - Blow it off, have a beer or bit of tea and get a good nights rest so you can screw the bastards tommorrow.

12 February 2008 at 02:58:00 GMT

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