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Wednesday, 29 November 2006

"Iole, iole"?, Lamma Sabachtaani.




For once in my life I am not mad - just sad. Very, very, very sad.
I rescue stray, ill-treated and unwanted dogs. Some people collect stamps, I collect dogs. I work for an animal rescue charity and offer foster homes to canines in desperate need of TLC and a roof over their heads and during my time have also taken in shedloads of dogs who have ended up living permanently at Pither Towers. Currently I have four magic muts, each with an appalling tale of cruelty or abandonment to tell but all now as happy as pigs in the proverbial.
I have always wanted to do more and take in others but The Boulevard of a Thousand Broken Dreams is now full to bursting point and there is just no room to swing a cat, let alone another dog. Then I hit on the idea of sponsoring a dog through the Dogs Trust and, as a result, I was able to pay for a poor pooch called Beavis to be offered a caring home for life at one of the charity's rescue centres. Beavis had had a miserable life and consequently was too mentally scarred to be found a home out in the community. Instead, he played his days away at the rescue centre in Telford, Shropshire, and I was able to go to visit him and say hello.
All was well until a letter dropped through the door today informing me that Beavis, who was by no means a youthful dog, had "passed away" in his sleep. Isn't life shit! Death is not a laugh a minute either. Poor lad. A fellow creature I got to know only briefly has touched me in a way no sodding human ever could, so much so that I can't summon the bile to be sarcastic, angry or witty. I shall just mourn quietly and try to content myself with the thought that Beavis is now in a better place, wherever that may be (anywhere has got to be better than fucking Telford!).
The only glimmer of light in the gloom is that those wonderful people at the Dogs Trust have allotted me another dog to splash out on and home. She is called Ellie and my dosh is keeping her warm, snug and loved at the charity's rescue centre on Merseyside. I shall hopefully see her before Christmas with toys for the festive season.
The point of all this? I don't know. I just wanted to get it out of my system a bit. Does Grantham come into this? No, not at all. I would not wish death or grieving on anyone. No, not even Grantham or the Devil Child it spawned.
Rest in peace Bevis. Take care Ellie.

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WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007

SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1. From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).

Monday, 12 November 2007

Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.

....And On the Subject of Great Public Services

I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.

...There's More

On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!

Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!

Oh...........my............God!!!!! My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!

Tuesday, 18 September 2007.

I wish I'd sung this! For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can. (P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.) P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.

To Make You Laugh and Cry

I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons. On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 4.2
Mind: 4.1
Body: 2.7
Spirit: 8
Friends/Family: 1.6
Love: 0
Finance: 5.9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Apparently, in my case, "computer say 'no!'"

I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things

Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact. To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:

Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........

In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today. The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared. Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.

Life On The Edge - No Net.

I was wrong when I feared it might be a dull weekend, what with my pals being away, my soon-to-be ex-wife in rehab and only the dogs to play with. How wrong can a man be? This much fun must surely be illegal? Just click to see the japes and hoots I am having! Click again to see how things got REALLy exciting! Tomorrow we're going to chase pigeons.

The Good Old U.S. of A. - Guardians of Freedom and Democracy. Nothing to Be Scared of, Then?

Be honest........

IT'S THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND HIT "FULL QUIZ".