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Friday 2 May 2008

A Treatise On the Viability of the Blogger System


I've just spent a fucking hour writing a fucking piece about the fucking elections and fucking Blogger has just fucking chewed the fucking lot up and fucking digested it and so I've fucking wasted my fucking time on this fucking machine!!!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't matter if you keep fucking saving it as you fucking go on, the fucking save button at the bottom doesn't fucking work anyway and there is no fucking way of retrieving what you've fucking written once it decides that it's fucking had enough. This is fucking happening more and fucking more and I hope that everyone involved in devising the fucking system dies a horrible, lonely and painful fucking death.

I FUCKING HATE FUCKING BLOGGER!!!

Blogger can fuck off to fucking Grantham!!!!!
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5 comments:

Betty said...

I think it may have something to do with their new "schedule" initiative, which means you can now decide when you want to publish something at a future date, then it publishes automatically. I had problems posting this morning. Why do Blogger have to keep changing things with new ideas that no one wants to take on board anyway?

2 May 2008 at 14:50:00 GMT
The Birdwatcher said...

it did it to me but then I had only written a few paragraphs. Shame about your election post though.

2 May 2008 at 17:40:00 GMT
Brad said...

I understand your frustration. It's happened to me. I was really looking forward to your take on the election. Maybe go have a pint and try again? I would like to see your thoughts.

2 May 2008 at 20:46:00 GMT
Anonymous said...

Dig that subtle English humour.

ADG

2 May 2008 at 22:11:00 GMT
Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Still, at least the Birdwatcher's back.

2 May 2008 at 23:06:00 GMT

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WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007

SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1. From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).

Monday, 12 November 2007

Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.

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