I am in love yet again........and yet again I fear it is a love which is doomed from the start.
Like that lovely lass from the remake of The Mummy (who not only didn't write or phone, she got an injunction when I stood outside her house naked for a month!), the latest object of my affection is a screen goddess. This time, however, she is a small screen goddess.
She is the lass with the stunning smile in that nauseating bloody advert for the new Kia Cee'd car - you know, the one where some oily young bloke picks her up from home, supposedly on a first date, and by the time he's driven her back to his gaff he's proposed, said they need a dog and made it clear he wants to get her babbied up?
Surprisingly, she just smiles and says "ok" to what I consider to be some rather forward questions , particularly when you've only just met someone. Her rash reply, however, could indicate two character traits which I not only find attractive but which could work in my favour, namely that she's either brain dead or morally casual or both.
I can't find a photo of her anywhere but if anyone knows who she is or has her phone number I would appreciate it if the would they let me know.
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stick with the girl from 'The Mummy'. she can read ancient egyptian. if you ever run afoul of ancient egyptians (this happens all the time to me) a working knowlege of heiroglyphics would no doubt come in handy.
Check your email.
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brain dead and/or morally casual. . .
actually, there's nothing wrong with being morally casual, but brain dead?
you're obviously not - you can remember the name of the car; I couldn't have told you that (altho I know perfectly well which advert you are talking about)
(what about that stupid one with the couple coming out of the hotel and having an argument, and the minute they get in the car they relax and start smiling)(when does that ever happen in real life?)(couldn't for the life of me tell you what the car is, again)(maybe I'm the one who is brain dead!)(would be a step up, actually, to have had one)(why aren't there any car adverts with single peopl? why the focus on nauseating couples?)(why, Mr Pither, why?)
Dear ILTV,
I've "done" the intelligent women thang all my life - the trouble with the clever ones is they soon work out you're a no-mark loser and bugger off. I'm opting from now on for a woman who thinks the London Underground is a political movement. She'll even be impressed by my collection of wine bottle corks and "great pants of the '70s".
As to the nausea which is advertising, yes, the twee couples syndrome is prevalent.I think the logic is that only double income households could afford the sodding things. New cars also appeal to couples because they give them the chance to peer over their hedges and sneer at their neighbours.
hedges!
wow - you're posh
(give me a shubbery any day)(NI!)
Well, I say "hedge" but it is just a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it is a hedge to me.
what does "no-mark" mean? I have never heard that expression before and you've used it twice in as many days
*smiles expectantly*
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