It's important to be positive (Val Barlow's last words?), apparently, so let me sum up the highlights of Pither's day:
1. It didn't rain.
2. Work informed me that my contract is to be cancelled because of "financial restraints".
.......still, good news about the weather, eh?
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12 comments:
Sorry to hear that mate. Still, it was crap travelling anyway. Now you can find yourself a nice little job nearer home. Mr & Mrs W.
Cheers mate. You're right, I ain't gunna miss the three to four-hour round trip every day!
Voluntary organisations are the biggest fascists of the lot. You can still travel to see Ed Straker and Lady Di in your own time and, if all else fails, you can hop on the Westray pig bandwagon. It's the big thing for 2008.
Sorry to hear about the job. But you will do just fine.
If nothing else, open a Kebab stand.
Malc,
They aren't a voluntary outfit - they're part Govt and part PLC (you work it out). Can't do the pigs thing though - I'd just keep nipping out to fetch them back off the lorry.
Fish,
Now the kebab idea I fancy. Is there much competition..........?
Well the Arabs are very competitive, but if any of them should become a serious threat, I'll help you spread the word that he works for Osama. That should do it.
If nothing else, pack your stuff, and move to Slovenia. Ill implloy you.
Thanks Fish,
If the Arabs prove too hot to handle I'll take you up on that.
Shit mate, sorry to hear that. What a crapper...
Sure something will turn up soon enough...
Big Ears
YIKES
I've been out of work for so long I have forgotten how to commiserate with someone who's being let go
hope it doesn't leave you too financially constrained - maybe you have rainy day savings that you haven't needed to access due to the lovely weather
bummer
ILTV,
"Let go" - I like that phrase. So much nicer than "binned", "confined to the scrapheap of life", "fiscally castrated" or just plain "fucked off!"
I did have some savings but I spent them on a packet of fags when I learnt the news.
Still, life goes on......I think that's the most annoying thing about it, really.
Fiscally castrated! Beautifull, beautifull.
Forgot to tell you, lite up a joint, that will help make the situation less serious.
You will bounce back. You have the body for it.
Let me know if you need a fags run.
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