Yes, it looks as if the police could be about to go on strike, despite that having been outlawed in 1919.
Consider then the possibilities. Who will police the police when they walk out, man/woman their barricades and demand that no-one crosses their picket lines? Well, it can't be the police, can it! No, it will have to be a bunch of people who aren't already in jobs. I know!! Let me run this up the flagpole and see who salutes. Why don't we recruit all those miners who were tossed on the employment scrapheap by Thatcher?
They could be equipped with tear gas and riot gear and, as the filth would be breaking the law by walking out in the first place, the miners could be empowered to charge at them on horseback and attack them with batons while waving £5 notes in their faces, taunting them that they have no money.
There should, of course, also be an elite squad of particularly thick and violent miners who all wear white shirts and come from South Yorkshire. They could be drafted into the Metropolitan Police Force area from up north to attack the striking officers there while the sympathetic and intelligent miners in the Home Counties could be left to deal with the dispute on their patch in a harmonious and professional way. Arthur Scargill could be made chief constable and we should be allowed to see footage on the 10 o'clock news of Sir Ian Blair being led away from the picket line in handcuffs.
Bring it on! BRING IT ON!!!!!
Who'll be contributing to their strike fund I wonder? No-fucking-one, that's who! It'll soon be your turn to run, you porcine bastards!!
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is it still Wednesday? thank goodness, I haven't finished all the things on my "to do" list yet. . .
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Get the baseball bats oiled, Reg, and lets go strike-breaking.
Remember Orgreave, Wapping, Grunwick. . .
A big load of bollocks to rival Bizspeak, methinks?
I think the police should get paid quadruple overtime.
All that sitting about in patrol cars scoffing burgers gets very tiring.
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