Bushblackers.

Only one of you is being truly upfront about this.


I'm a simple man with simple tastes so I may have got this all wrong.
I've just seen the vacuous Andie McDowell on TV advertising L'Oriel Something Or Other and gushing on and on about how it allegedly colours over grey hair.
The verbal vomiting ends with her saying that the product not only apparently gives better coverage of hair but also copes with "those wirey little ones".
She doesn't mean what I think she means, does she? Dear God! Lordy, lordy Christ's kittens!! If she does mean "those" hairs, why doesn't she just say it outright? "Go on girls, give your minge a makeover with L'Oriel's new Camel Toe Toner". Besides, to the best of my knowledge most women have gone bald or almost bald in the front bottom department over the last few years and so perhaps Andie could make more cash selling "Intimate French Polish", "Snatch Shine", "Buff-a-Chuff" or something similar.
No, it's all too ridiculous and vain to contemplate. I'm sorry, but pandering to pubic paranoia goes to Grantham.