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Sunday 9 September 2007

It Was 47 Years Ago Today.......


THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 1960; As Mr and Mrs Grant became the first people in the world to learn to loathe Hugh, Mr and Mrs Pither welcomed baby Reg into the world in a stable 140 miles away.

Well, it's happy birthday today to Napoleon, Leo Tolstoy, Hugh John Mungo Grant...............and ME!!!
Yes, the introduction of the contraceptive pill to Britain in 1960 came just too late to stop Reginald Pither bursting onto the scene.
Bony and Leo are not answering their phones but as Hugh was born not only on this day but in the same year we have a special bond and so I'm hoping we'll meet up at the Moulting Ferret later on this special day to enjoy a couple of schooners of dry sherry.
Hurrah!!!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday from Mr & Mrs W.

Zig said...

1960? A vintage year.

Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REG...you old git!!!!

Lots of love,
Big Ears

Fish said...

May I be the first to say Happy birthday to you. Drink a dry sherry for me.
hm, 1960 you say. Our beloved Tito did not let our nation use contaceptive pills till 1980s. Luckely Milosevic came so its not to crovded today.

Malcolm Cinnamond said...

Glad to see you got all the looks matey. Many happy returns.

Barry Lawrence said...

Thanks to you all for the kind words. Take care.

I, Like The View said...

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
DEAR REGINALD
Happy birthday to you


:-D

(I was so tempted to do the whole squashed tomatoes and stew, you look like a monkey. . . thing, but I like you far more than that!)

hope you had a great day

did you, did you, did you?

(you've got to imagine me saying this in the tone of a winging bored child in the back of a car "are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?")(only I'm not winging or bored - just hoping that you did)(as opposed to you suffering that grown up affliction of birthdays being a bit of a let down in the big scheme of things!)

I, Like The View said...

ps mwah mwah (birthday kisses!)

I, Like The View said...

ooh! you're there!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I'll try and organise some cake before the end of the day (unless you've had enough cake already, or dn't like cake?)

Vicus Scurra said...

Is it too late to buy a round of drinks? Good!

FirstNations said...

well happy birthday! george bush says happy birthday, and richard gere's gerbil says 'glfbb bbsxff' and all the ukranians in Kendall, Washington say 'happy birthday' to you too!

happy BIRTHDAY to YOUUUUUUUUU

Fish said...

well, lets hear it? How druk did you get, and was it enough to be able to forget the fact you are old?

Doris said...

Happy Birthday, Reg.

I would have remembered yesterday but I was still recovering from Free Entry Day and therefore, in effect, on another plane of existence. Hope it was a good one. x

I, Like The View said...

I don't think I've ever seen vicus use an exclamation mark before

red letter day, or what?!?!?!?

Barry Lawrence said...

Once again, many thanks to all for the kind words and thoughts.
Vicus, you are as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm! I was going to buy you some new spats for your birthday but I won't now.
Fish, I am ashamed to say I didn't get "druk" at all. Not only that, I didn't get drunk - just wasn't really in the mood. Still, I think I've got a good three or four years left in me so I've got time to get drunk at another time.
Thanks Doris. Don't work too hard.

Barry Lawrence said...

...and I Like The View and Ziggi, many thanks as well. I suppose it was a vintage year but, unlike wine, I can't really say that I've improved with age.

WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007

SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1. From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).

Monday, 12 November 2007

Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.

....And On the Subject of Great Public Services

I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.

...There's More

On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!

Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!

Oh...........my............God!!!!! My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!

Tuesday, 18 September 2007.

I wish I'd sung this! For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can. (P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.) P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.

To Make You Laugh and Cry

I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons. On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 4.2
Mind: 4.1
Body: 2.7
Spirit: 8
Friends/Family: 1.6
Love: 0
Finance: 5.9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Apparently, in my case, "computer say 'no!'"

I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things

Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact. To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:

Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........

In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today. The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared. Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.

Life On The Edge - No Net.

I was wrong when I feared it might be a dull weekend, what with my pals being away, my soon-to-be ex-wife in rehab and only the dogs to play with. How wrong can a man be? This much fun must surely be illegal? Just click to see the japes and hoots I am having! Click again to see how things got REALLy exciting! Tomorrow we're going to chase pigeons.

The Good Old U.S. of A. - Guardians of Freedom and Democracy. Nothing to Be Scared of, Then?

Be honest........

IT'S THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND HIT "FULL QUIZ".