So, the Charlie Cairoli of Dunfermline - aka our beloved leader Gord - has said that not only does he admire the Thatchbitch creature, he intends to govern by a cross between her "conviction" politics and the desire to create a free and just society. Could 'appen!!
Then, cue the Chingford Skinhead, aka old tortoise head himself, aka Uber-Sturm-Fuehrer Tebbit. As the proverbial last slice of cheese slid off Norm's cerebral cracker, he said he saw Brown as the heir to Thatcher!!!!
Beam me up, Scotty!! I cans't take na more! Mr Reality has left the building, I REPEAT, Mr R has skedaddled outta here! Will the last one out please turn out the lights.
Oh, I don't know - EVERYTHING can go to fucking Grantham!!!!!
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5 comments:
Its Cairoli, not Caroli. Without a good sub, you are nothing!
You realy need to get laid Reg. Everything will look brighter after afterwards.
If they were cows they would all be slaughtered and a 10km exclusion zone declared around their remains. Orwell has it right on the last page of Animal Farm.
BW
Oi! Vey!
And some fell on stony ground.
Fish,
If screwing around is the answer, what was the question again?
BW,
One of my favourite lines in literature and one I've quoted it on here a few times. Piggies by George Harrison is also relevant - "Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon!"
*turns out lights*
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