"It's yer oil filter, luv." "Naah! It's the the camshaft catching." "Get away! Anyone can see it's a sparkplug problem."
"Was it an accident or was it something more sinister?" queried that ginger-haired little strike-breaking shit Nicholas Witchell on BBC Breakfast this morning......................................
Uuurmmm, uuurmmm, uuurmmm....................
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, NICKELARSE!!!
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6 comments:
I tend to agree with you, but it's very important that we get to the truth of this, isn't it?
Vicus,
You are, of course, correct. I, for one, am fully in favour of a multi-squillion-pound case to determine the consequences of getting into a car driven by a pissed up Gallic equivalent of Mark Bosnich (i.e. someone overly fond of speed but no good at corners).
P.S.
Vicus, what with your hotline to Phil 'n' all, is there something you're not telling me?
I suppose that there are a lot of things that I am not telling you, which is a bit of a conundrum. I have no means of knowing which of the things that you do not know that I know, and that you wish to know, and you, obviously, cannot easily ask about those things which you do not know.
According to the Torygraph, the jury have been told to disregard anything they have read about the crash.
Well if they read the Torygraph they will be okay then.
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