SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1.
From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).
Monday, 12 November 2007
Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.
....And On the Subject of Great Public Services
I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.
...There's More
On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!
Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!
Oh...........my............God!!!!!
My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!
Tuesday, 18 September 2007.
I wish I'd sung this!
For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can.
(P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.)
P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.
To Make You Laugh and Cry
I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons.
On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things
Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact.
To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:
Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........
In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today.
The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared.
Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.
The little town of Grantham in Lincolnshire gave us Thatcher - thanks for that but you shouldn't have. No, really, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!!!
Well, after almost 30 years of hurt, it's payback time.
Lawrence of Arabia's less famous brother. Never once united the Arab tribes in a revolt against the Turks during the Great War - but thought about it a bit.
Go on, shake up heaven. Be a devil and book a place in paradise at the same time by ordering a copy of Shaggy Blog Stories - it's fer cheerity, chums.
Shaggy Blog Stories: a collection of amusing tales from the UK blogosphere.
Fell Off Near Grantham.
Bicycle Pump Stuck in Shorts.
So, You're In This Lifeboat..........
Water is running low, all the food has gone, there are just too many people:
Spot the Ball.
Met. Police v Barnsley Home and Colonial Amateur Dramatic and Operatic Society, Elland Road, Leeds, 1982. Weather - dry and bright. Pitch - firm.
Please, Please, Please Vow to Move to Grantham
....Whoever Wins the Sodding Election!
Call Centres - You Know They Make Sense.
"..........or press 27 to give up entirely."
Unprotected Sex - The Awful Consequences.
It's no good crying over spilt love milk now, Mr and Mrs Davidson.
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Shan't.
There is a picture in there that I have never seen and I need it. Now.
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