Spare a thought for the poor old soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither tonight?
No, not that. Being married to me for 17 years is worthy of sympathy, I know, but she has more immediate problems to hand. While Pither himself is covering, for the Press Association, two councils which are not holding their local election counts until tomorrow, the time-limited Mrs P is tonight covering a metropolitan borough council near to Pither Towers where the last results are not expected until something approaching 3 in the morning!
That is bad enough, I know, but it gets worse. This particular corner of a domestic field which is forever England already "boasts" FOUR British National Party councillors - yes, you read it correctly. These cunts have previously been elected - and the "We're Not Neo-Nazi Racist Arseholes Really" are fielding candidates in virtually all of the remaining 60 or so seats on that authority up for grabs at today's jamboree!
A recent intellectual commentator on this blog - he said he was from Chingford. Yes, The Skinhead's stomping ground. England's answer to Munich - said "my dad died fighting a war for cunts like you!" Well, Johnny, as he called himself, may have been a bit wide of the mark in his use of that cliche in the context in which it was deemed salient but in this case it is entirely appropriate.
Have you ever seen the supporters of this neo-Nazi outfit at a demonstration? That is bad enough. Wait until you see them near to a political platform - they are worse!
They are always last to turn up to the counts because Witherspoon's always has an offer on free Wife-Beater and they make the spawn of one of Thatcher's eggs infiltrated by a sperm from a cross between Jim Davidson, Bernard Manning, Pinochet and Attila the Hun seem like St Stephen (whose autobiography, "Stone Me!", is available on reception).
"They" say history repeats itself but..........give me a break!! Who the fuck is voting for these tossers? Disillusioned Tories? (Chingford Johnny, take note). For their own well-being, I have to advise them that their leaders want to start getting rid of "the darkies" but then, like their hero, they will move onto others. Don't they realise that the mentally impaired, such as their core voters, are high on the list? The signed up party members probably think Nietszche is another word for the natural world.
No, spare a thought for my STB EW tonight, mixing with the scum of the earth. Pither will be at one council tomorrow where if someone put a blue rosette on a donkey they would vote for it (and have done in the past) and another where there is so much political and idealistic fidelity that they vote the Tories in one year and Labour in the next.
The BNP can goose-step off to Grantham, in the meantime. Your thoughts, Johnny?
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9 comments:
Mrs P has my deepest sympathy. At a time when smaller parties are gaining ground, the rise of the BNP is very worrying - so keep the rage going Reg. See you at Rock Against Racism in Shrewsbury on May 26. Stand up and be counted!
Orkney-bound
Well, at least your country isn't run by these clowns. My county is run by Bozo's less intelligent brother. Nonetheless, it sounds unpleasant for the STBEMP.
Dear Orkney-bound chum-of-mine,
Shit! I thought the poster said "Smock Against Racism"! I've gone and bought the farmer's outfit as well and I can't get a refund.
Dear Foilwoman,
Don't worry. This shithole is getting more and more like your shithole every day.
Did you know (heard on the wireless today) that there is a Ronald Regan Institute somewhere in The States? What the fuck do they do there? Teach people to be senile and say "My fellow Iraqistanis"?
In an other town, we have 7 of these things . So people want them, people who we pass in the street,people who we stand next to at the bar, people who serve us in shops. Britain today has people who bother to get off their arses and go and vote for the BNP.
The BNP should never be banned, far from it, the BNP should be given air time to show us exactly who they are. If our neighbours still vote for them, then maybe its time for them to no longer be our neighbours.
Me? I quite like India, but I also like draught real ale...tricky one .
Maureen!!
Here at the league against cruel sorts we like to roast our nuts on an open fire and not hide our sacks behind closed doors.
shurlee tarte
can i just say this is the first time i have appeared on television and i did hear a little pink pusycat had taken barrow in fun dress. A gain for the Liberal party.
yours as ever,
rentboy
Bare arms....The American constitution actually has a legal clause that ensures Bingo wings are exposed to the nation.shirlehshomemishtake
Rt Hon Doxey Marshes
Nicebrightpicturemate Lane
Dear Anon,
No, you miss my point. I'm not saying we should go round and burn the homes of BNP supporters and activists to the ground - I think the Army should be doing that!
The trouble with giving them airtime is things can get out of hand - I mean, look at Dale Winton. One poxy game show and now you can't get rid of the limp-wristed, orange thing!
Maureen!!!
Dear Ms Tarte,
I have no idea what you are on about. Still, hope the rug-munching is going all right.
Dear Rentboy,
No, I'm sorry, there isn't time!
Dear The Rt Hon Doxey,
"Say can you see, why we're all born so shite!....." I always thought it meant you had the right to walk around looking like Yogi Bear.
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