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Saturday, 14 July 2007
Hold Your Breath
To be serious for a moment, I have watched and listened to Gordon Brown over the last couple of weeks and been reminded of a classic line from the film The Boston Strangler.
When a number of clues come together out of the blue to point the finger of suspicion firmly at Albert De Salvo and it is possible the hunt for the serial killer who has brought panic to the steets of Boston is at an end, the detective played by George Kennedy turns to his boss, played by Henry Fonda, and says something to the effect of: "I'm almost frightened to breathe."
Well, that is just how I feel at the moment. I have previously ranted that I fear Brown is just a Blair clone and we are destined to travel even further down the sewer pipe of right-wing politics until we eventually reach the septic tank which is American-style life. Well, there is a chance, just a slim chance, that I might be wrong.
In just two weeks it has emerged that:
1. Plans for mafia-backed, super-casinos - which Blair insisted we needed because they would make his corrupt pals very rich and yet no-one else wanted - are dead in the water.
2. There have been mutterings by the new regime that we should pull out of Blair's war in Iraq.
3. Some have even suggested there should be an inquiry into whether or not Blair was guilty of war crimes by jointly prosecting the invasion.
4. Brown's defence chief no longer wants us to militarily follow the USA and the mad ravings of that twat Bush but instead wants Britain to think and act as an independent nation.
5. Brown wants time for sport at schools to be increased - as opposed to time for learning how to get in debt with banks and play the Stock Market.
6. Brown wants to build more houses and wants to see a return to and expansion of social housing provided by local authorities. Yes, council houses!
Jesus H Christ! If you close your eyes and dream for a while you might be forgiven for imagining that socialism is on the way back.
I'm almost frightened to breathe.
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WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007
SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1.
From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).
Monday, 12 November 2007
Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.
....And On the Subject of Great Public Services
I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.
...There's More
On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!
Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!
Oh...........my............God!!!!!
My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!
Tuesday, 18 September 2007.
I wish I'd sung this!
For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can.
(P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.)
P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.
To Make You Laugh and Cry
I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons.
On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
Apparently, in my case, "computer say 'no!'"
This Is My Life, Rated | |
Life: | 4.2 |
Mind: | 4.1 |
Body: | 2.7 |
Spirit: | 8 |
Friends/Family: | 1.6 |
Love: | 0 |
Finance: | 5.9 |
Take the Rate My Life Quiz |
I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things
Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact.
To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:
Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........
In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today.
The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared.
Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.
Life On The Edge - No Net.
I was wrong when I feared it might be a dull weekend, what with my pals being away, my soon-to-be ex-wife in rehab and only the dogs to play with. How wrong can a man be? This much fun must surely be illegal?
Just click to see the japes and hoots I am having!
Click again to see how things got REALLy exciting!
Tomorrow we're going to chase pigeons.
The Good Old U.S. of A. - Guardians of Freedom and Democracy. Nothing to Be Scared of, Then?
Be honest........
Who fucking cares!!
2 comments:
Oh lordy, lord! Pass the needle and cotton - I think my sides have just split.
Malaka, Malaka, Malaka !!!
This is the home of democracy here and we want that fat Bas***d Rispin hung!!!
The beautiful woman who is looking after us says that you are a Malaka and a Bas***d.
On the other hand, a virile 14 yr old, called Antonis, say he love his uncle Reg, but does not want to grow up with a square head and no hair !!!
Said, Antonis is now walking around singing RED ARMY to all of the flowers and fauna.
Yours - Anon (MALAKA)
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