Right, have you got it now? The Tories' recently unveiled policy on grammar schools, I mean?
It's perfectly simple. You are totally opposed to grammar schools so if you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to close your existing grammar school if you move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.
You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, after you've kept open the existing grammar schools and built new ones in those areas where people want them, before you put up "no grammar schools here ever signs" in areas where there aren't any at the moment, and then move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
Understand?
God bless the Tories. If it wasn't for them, there would be nothing to laugh at in politics these days.
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2 comments:
Can you send an email when you have finished that sketch. I do not want to see you in it.
This should not be taken as in anyway affecting our deep and mutual friendship, it's just that I have no desire to see you stimulate the clitoris.
Thank you.
"Scurra!!!!! Oh yes! Watching the cricket are we, boy? I warn you, I may be setting a test on this at the end of term."
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