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Friday, 10 August 2007

The Price Of Thatcherism



I've just seen a programme advertised which, I think, perfectly encapsulates Thatcher's Britain and the depths to which we have sunk.
The show is called "Flog It!"
I would like to credit the vacuous, brain dead makers of this televisual excrement with irony in their choice of title but, sadly, I fear that is way beyond them and it merely reflects their attitude to anything of beauty - namely that it has a price but not a value.
Morons are encouraged to come up with/find items of beauty, historical interest, craftsmanship and aesthetic value and then see how much they can get for them - flog them, in other words. That is Thatcherism/Blairism to a tee! "I don't care if it was hand-made by Egyptian artists in the Year 5000 BC, how much can I get for it?" Nothing, to them, has any value other than a value in pounds and pence. "If an historical artifact with both beauty and a tale to tell can be turned into cash to pay for a month in Florida for me, my horrid wife and equally horrid brats then bring it on!!"
The sort of people who make these programmes, take part in them or delight in watching them are the sort of people who would walk past the Great Pyramid in Egypt and think to themselves "You could get 200 holiday apartments on that site, rented out at £800-a-week each, if only they would knock down that bloody awful pointy thing!"
The stupid, who with their gimme-gimme-gimme mentalities elected Thatcher in the first place, have not just crawled from under their rocks with the advent of wank shows like Flog It, however. The genteel Antiques Roadshow has been bringing them to the surface for years. How many times have you watched people on that programme feigning interest in what the expert was telling them about the provenance of their heirloom? You could almost hear them thinking "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Napoleonic Wars, yeah, master craftsman, yeah, intricate detail, yeah, lost for more than 300 years, yeah........but 'ow mooch can I fooking flog it fer?" The experts always left the monetary value until last, and then with the excuse that the owner needed to know that so as to ensure it was adequately insured, but we all knew what the fuckers were thinking. How I used to laugh when some twat showed up with something aged and dusty they had dragged down from the loft, only to be told that there were millions of them about and it was only worth about a tenner - not even your train fare home, you fuckwit!
The growth of this "knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing" cliche over the last 20 years has been shadowed, not surprisingly, by a decline in the

reverence paid to being educated and a rise in the celebration of the academically bankrupt. Inverse intellectual snobbery has become all the rage, with wankers like Alan Sugar and Kelvin McKenzie actually being proud to tell anyone who will listen that they left school with absolutely no qualifications. "It just shows how unimportant it is because I'm a miwwionaire now!!" These turds can ONLY judge success in terms of money. If you make a lot of money you are a success, someone to be admired. If money is not you primary goal then you are a failure. Yeah, like Van Gogh, Michelangelo and Mother Theresa.
Phew!! I'm glad I got that out of my system. In the meantime, the "proud-to-be-thick" brigade and those who look around themselves and constantly wonder how much everything can be sold for can bugger off to Grantham.

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WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007

SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1. From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).

Monday, 12 November 2007

Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.

....And On the Subject of Great Public Services

I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.

...There's More

On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!

Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!

Oh...........my............God!!!!! My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!

Tuesday, 18 September 2007.

I wish I'd sung this! For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can. (P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.) P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.

To Make You Laugh and Cry

I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons. On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 4.2
Mind: 4.1
Body: 2.7
Spirit: 8
Friends/Family: 1.6
Love: 0
Finance: 5.9
Take the Rate My Life Quiz
Apparently, in my case, "computer say 'no!'"

I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things

Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact. To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:

Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........

In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today. The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared. Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.

Life On The Edge - No Net.

I was wrong when I feared it might be a dull weekend, what with my pals being away, my soon-to-be ex-wife in rehab and only the dogs to play with. How wrong can a man be? This much fun must surely be illegal? Just click to see the japes and hoots I am having! Click again to see how things got REALLy exciting! Tomorrow we're going to chase pigeons.

The Good Old U.S. of A. - Guardians of Freedom and Democracy. Nothing to Be Scared of, Then?

Be honest........

IT'S THE QUIZ OF THE WEEK! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND HIT "FULL QUIZ".