Caring Conservatism - And Funny Seriousness.

Perceptive readers may have gathered that Thatcher and Grantham together make up an underlying theme of this blog. Those gifted with acute powers of perception may just have worked out that there is another theme - "the world has gone mad!"
On that latter theme, I have to report that I today had a Tory newsletter shoved through my letterbox. Yes, I know. The Pither security system failed! I was out at the time and so could not personally garrot the placenta which had dared to venture up to my front door (can you garrot a placenta?). The "blue rinse" sensor had obviously failed, as had the "horse-faced-git" detector, and the batteries were obviously spent on the "mummy says poor people are horrid"-activated closed-circuit-televison-and-death-laser system. All I can do is apologise. Suffice to say, I shall be having a word with the manager of Zap-a-Nazi who installed my anti-Conservative security.
Anyway, thinking the flyer through the door was YET ANOTHER FUCKING MENU FROM A FUCKING PIZZA PARLOUR, I decided to have a glance at it. I soon realised what it was and the chuckles began. The name of the publication was "In Touch". In touch!!! This, from the fucking Tory Party!!!!
It got better. The lead story was about the National Health Service and was headlined "Campaign Against NHS Cuts". Yes, you read it right! The Tories are allegedly campaigning against NHS cuts!!!! I thought, at first, that it must have been a misprint and should have read "Campaign Against NHS Sluts/Muts/Butts"!! No, it was correct. Things have got to the stage in this whacko country where the sons and daughters of the Bitch Thatcher are trying to oppose cuts to our beloved National Health Service which are being proposed/imposed by our, laughingly entitled, Labour government!!! Never forget, despite her screeched lie that "the National Health Service is safe in our hands", she wanted to fuck it off and only let the rich survive. Now, these wankers are fighting the obscene annihilation of the NHS being ushered in through the back door by a supposed Labour government!!!! Aaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!!!!
This snippet dropped through the door on a day when it was trumpeted on the news that Blair and his wank-shit-bollock-twats were proposing to charge for some NHS operations! There is only ONE operation I think the people in this country should be compelled to pay for - that is a full-frontal labotomy and the castration of Tory Tone!!!
I have said it before but I will say it again - what the fuck is going on?
What next? Cancer for life? Thrush against yoghurt? Hitler against being naughty?
As Rooster Cogburn so succinctly put it, "I can'st take no more!" The Tories are going to Hell so they can't go to Grantham - but New Fucking Bloody Labour can!!!