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Tuesday, 2 January 2007
"By jove, missus!! What a wonderful day!"
I manage to find most things in life funny. Indeed, some of the funniest things can arise out of seemingly sad incidents. Iraq, however, does not really make me laugh until I moisten my undergarments. Sorry, but Mr Chuckle has gone away for the day and Mr Serious has moved into the spare bedroom.
It took a bit of doing but Tony Blair and George W Bush have managed it. They have, admittedly indirectly, elevated an evil, mass murdering, psychotic tyrant to the widely accepted status of an heroic martyr. Far from wiping all trace of Saddam Hussain off the face of the earth, he is is now immortalised in places the Western world's Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber can never get at him again - the minds of millions around the world.
Blair, Thatcher's perma-grinned bastard child, and Bush, who gives village idiots a bad name and makes Ralph in the Simpsons look gifted, had already notched up a string of achievements over Iraq. They had told copious, abject lies to justify invading and ignored the wishes of the rest of the world, expressed through the United Nations, to show restraint and wait for evidence of weapons of mass destruction. We all suspected then and know now why they felt they had to crush once and for all the credibility of the UN - there WERE NO WMDs.
They then sent thousands of people over to wage THEIR war, the pair of them being about as courageous and up for the fight themselves as a chaffinch is good at playing the piano. True to their plankton-equivalent combined intelligence, neither had a clue what to do once Saddam was overthrown and it actually came as a fucking surprise to them that chaos and civil war ensued. More than 3,000 American and approaching 150 British servicemen and women have now died fighting this fuckwit conflict which, as predicted, has destabilised the entire Middle East and given Al Qaeda a rallying point and thousands of new recruits. The damage is done and will probably not be repaired for many, many years after the Western forces have left.
Surely Blair and Bush couldn't fuck things up any more? It wasn't possible, was it? Yes it was! There was a ridiculous show trial for Saddam. Was there ever any likelihood that he would be given a conditional discharge and four points on his licence, let alone being found not guilty? It also gave him a platform to address the rest of the moslem world and show himself as a victim of the Western oppressors. Why wasn't he just shot when he was found and the world then told he had died in a shootout? Job done. No Saddam, no martyrdom, no immortality. Oh, I forgot, Western governments don't have people killed or tell lies. Sorry.
The spermatazoic icing on the cock-up cake was the execution of Saddam. Forgetting for a moment that killing for peace is like fucking for virginity, Saddam stands there quietly, unafraid, showing strength, dignity and courage, while he is surrounded by a whooping bunch of pot-bellied yobs, all of them dressed in black, IRA-style balaclavas (too afraid or too ashamed to be identified), who taunt him and film the whole sordid episode on mobile phones. Forgive me, but wasn't S H supposed to be the sub-human, uncivilised, piece of scum in that little tableau?
I understand that the execution had to be filmed - to prove to doubting Iraqis that Saddam was indeed dead - but not like fucking that!
Blair and Bush can go to Grantham. Let's see how long it takes them to get Lincolnshire embroiled in a war with North Korea.
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WEDNESDAY, 21 NOVEMBER 2007
SHORTS DON'T MATTER! 1.
From the greatest programme ever made about association football, Barnstoneworth United FC manager Mr Dainty delivers one of the finest English soliloqiues of all time.......and afterwards, spare a thought for the club steward's wife Vera (YOU ONLY HAVE TO WATCH HALF OF THE CLIP!!).
Monday, 12 November 2007
Not everyone who agonises over their life is a painter. Some of us agonise because we're NOT painters.
....And On the Subject of Great Public Services
I know most of you have heard this marvellous song by those doctors who are the Amateur Transplants......but I think the video is a nice addition. P.S. If there are kids in the room I'd shuffle them out before hitting play.
...There's More
On the subject of those great doctors, here is their version of More Than Words which presents their challenging views on women outside Watford. The very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither, coming from Cumbria, is a huge fan. Again, get those kids out of the room!
Leave Britney Alone, Ok!!!
Oh...........my............God!!!!!
My heartfelt thanks go to BGT for this. I won't say much more, I don't need to. Mr Loony of Loonytown, USA (I think it's a bloke, anyway), says it all. I fear he may be wound too tight for.....well.....well for everywhere, really!
Tuesday, 18 September 2007.
I wish I'd sung this!
For non-Americans, and with apologies to all the smart arses out there who already knew, the FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and it monitors TV and radio output in the States - a sort of broadcast police - while the EPA is the Yanks' so-called Environmental Protection Agency, a body which does exactly the opposite of what it says on the can.
(P.S. We went to the same school, you know? Eric and me, that is, not George, Martha, Dick and Condoleeza and me. I don't think they went to school.)
P.P.S. Please see below if you are I Like The View, Malc or Doris.
To Make You Laugh and Cry
I was listening to this on a Sunday, the very-soon-to-be ex-Mrs Pither is a Catholic, Tom Lehrer is one of my all-time heroes and this is one of his best.............no other reasons.
On a more sombre note (and with thanks to Fish for coming up with this Woman's-Own-passes-the-time-in-the-dentist's-waiting-room nonsense), why not get a computer to tell you that you are a waste of space and your life is a sham of a mockery of a farce? Ok, it's from one of those poxy dating sites but...go on, take the test. You ain't got much to beat!!
Apparently, in my case, "computer say 'no!'"
This Is My Life, Rated | |
Life: | 4.2 |
Mind: | 4.1 |
Body: | 2.7 |
Spirit: | 8 |
Friends/Family: | 1.6 |
Love: | 0 |
Finance: | 5.9 |
Take the Rate My Life Quiz |
I First Saw This When I Was Little - And Loved It! I Hope That Explains a Few Things
Fuck, Fuckety, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
It has been pointed out to me that, particularly for one whose profession is supposedly literary, my language is getting worse. My use of the "F" word is, I am told, far too prevalent and hence loses impact.
To those who share this view I suggest you watch the following:
Tony Blair Isn't a Burglar - But If He Was.........
In the spirit of Gustav Holst's Jupiter and Manfred Mann's Earth Band, I feel like raising a smile today.
The Big Green Thing alerted me to this and, for no other reason than to raise a smile on an otherwise crap Wednesday, I think it has to be shared.
Grantham shall not have him - when he gets out of prison.
Life On The Edge - No Net.
I was wrong when I feared it might be a dull weekend, what with my pals being away, my soon-to-be ex-wife in rehab and only the dogs to play with. How wrong can a man be? This much fun must surely be illegal?
Just click to see the japes and hoots I am having!
Click again to see how things got REALLy exciting!
Tomorrow we're going to chase pigeons.
The Good Old U.S. of A. - Guardians of Freedom and Democracy. Nothing to Be Scared of, Then?
Be honest........
Who fucking cares!!
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