A. THE BUCKET!
Next week, multiple choice.
1. Is former Labour Education Secretary Ruth Kelly a sell-out, hypocritical, amoral turncoat who should have her bits glued up and then be forced to drink loads of water for sending her spawn to private school?..........Yes or Yes.
2. Should Lord Chancellor Lord Falconer be taken out and strung up by his soft and tender wobbly bits for continually using the imagined word "Iraqise" and thereby having botty sex with the English language?..................Yes or Yes.
Yes, I have just watched Question Time!
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2 comments:
I think you're being far too charitable to Ruth Kelly. Her morals are lower than Arthur Askey's arse. Then again, as she's a fully paid up member of Opus Dei I suppose the insanity denfence might be admissible in her case, in which case leniency could be applied and she can be let off with a written caution and death by firing squad.
John Paul
Dear Pape,
Ok, here's the deal. We all chip in to pay for an extravagant night on the town for her and then get her driven home by one of Mohammed Al Fayed's chauffeurs?
PS. Don't you think she looks like the kind of fat-arsed, brain-dead slag who usually plays Pater Pan in panto?
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